Part 2

*Genies rub Rajinikanth and he grants them three wishes


*The Delhi Rajdhani Express once missed Rajinikanth. It ran as fast as it could, but failed to catch him

*East India Company left India in 1947, Because Rajini was supposed to be born in 1949.


*Rajinikanth was offered Aamir's role in "Ghajini" but he denied. Because Rajanikanth can only give memory loss.


*There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up


*Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!".


*When Rajinikanth shows you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

*vThe Pyramids of Egypt are actually Rajnikanth's primary school craft projects!


*NASA does not exist anymore. Rajnikanth bought all the rockets for Diwali!


*Even Ghajini remembers Rajni!


*When do earthquakes occur? When Rajnikanth's mobile is on vibration mode!

*What would have happened if Rajnikanth was born 150 years ago? The British would have fought for independence!


*Rajnikanth woke up one day and decided he would share one per cent of his knowledge with the world. Thus, Google was born!

*When Rajnikanth stares at the sun in anger, the sun hides behind the moon, and this phenomena is knows as a Solar Eclipse!