*The Government of India pays tax to Rajnikanth for living here!*Recently,China airports were closed due to heavy fog. Later it was discovered that Rajnikanth was smoking hukkah in india
*Rajnikanth did his KG from seven different schools. Today those institutions are known as IITs!*Rajnikanth wanted to write a blog.. and now we have Wikipedia
*who can sing a group song alone ?? A. Raavan ….. Everytime the answer isn’t #Rajnikanth
*Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out.
*Wires get electric current when they touch rajnikanth.
*Once hanuman were caught reading ….rajnikanth chalisa.
*This diwali eat “rajnikant sweets” ….a perfect cure for diabetes.
*Rajni once slept with a truck ,it is now called optimus prime.
*ChemicalX used by professor to create the powerpuff girls was rajni’s spit!!*Rajnikanth once chucked the Bruce out of lee n made chucklee.
*Rajnikant once made toilet papers but then no one could use it cause it wouldn’t take anyone’s shit!
Features:-
20 sims
1 year battery life
1k mp camera
tv
fridge
oven
washing machine
ac
AK-47
rocket launcher
24G meet and talk..
*Rajnikanth dont have memory card in his cell phone bcoz
He have sim card of 1 TB MEMORY
*Principal: what u want to become in future?
Student: After studying MBBS, I want to join Police force n get good job in a good software company nd work as lawyer n construct big buildings n conduct research nd become actor...
Principal: Hey, Wat's ur name?
Student: Rajnikant...!!!
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