Friday, May 3, 2013

Part 3

*Rajinikanth effect on Google:
Open your internet browser,
in the address bar type 'googlerajinikanth',
Then Hold ctrl button and press enter,
And see the result !!





*Raknikanth has finished temple run game in his android 109.56



*Rajnikanth once taught a child how to play Counter Strike. That child went on to become Osama Bin Laden



*Once rajnikanth hit a six and now that ball is called Pluto!!



*Once dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay back.
That was the last time anyone saw dinosaurs!




*The game of chess originally had a piece called "Rajinikant " It was
later removed coz in 1 move, it could kill all pawns, knights,brooks,bishops,
dethrone the king and get the Queen pregnant





*The missing piece of Apple Inc. logo was officially eaten by Rajinikant



*Once formula F1 race was conducted between rajnikanth and Michael Schumacher. Obviously Rajni won but schumacher fainted. REASON: RAJNI Won the race by keeping the vehicle in neutral



*Rajnikant once entered a race, he came first, second & third




*Rajnikant once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced



*Rajinikant doesn't pay attention- attention pays him.



*Rajnikant stared at the sun for hours. The sun then blinked



*Rajnikant had died 20 yrs ago...death hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.



*USA POWER vs INDIAN POWER

USA-
10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks,
12000 air force, 3000 ships

INDIA-
~RAJNIKANTH~




*Once… Rajnikant
forgot his toys near Mumbai…..
Now that place is known as

…..”ESSEL WORLD”…….




*Mission impossible was first offered to rajnikanth bt he refused bcoz he found the title insulting!!!




*Arjun: i can shoot eye of bird.

Rajni: i can shoot bird's eyes cells mitochodria protiens amino acid into two

Arjun: Aap to serious ho gae prabhu

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