*The Government of India pays tax to Rajnikanth for living here! *Recently,China airports were closed due to heavy fog. Later it was discovered that Rajnikanth was smoking hukkah in india *Rajnikanth did his KG from seven different schools. Today those institutions are known as IITs! *Rajnikanth wanted to write a blog.. and now we have Wikipedia *who can sing a group song alone ?? A. Raavan ….. Everytime the answer isn’t #Rajnikanth *Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out.
*Wires get electric current when they touch rajnikanth. *Once hanuman were caught reading ….rajnikanth chalisa. *This diwali eat “rajnikant sweets” ….a perfect cure for diabetes. *Rajni once slept with a truck ,it is now called optimus prime. *ChemicalX used by professor to create the powerpuff girls was rajni’s spit!! *Rajnikanth once chucked the Bruce out of lee n made chucklee. *Rajnikant once made toilet papers but then no one could use it cause it wouldn’t take anyone’s shit!
*Nokia Rajnikant R series. Features:- 20 sims 1 year battery life 1k mp camera tv fridge oven washing machine ac AK-47 rocket launcher 24G meet and talk..
*Rajnikanth dont have memory card in his cell phone bcoz He have sim card of 1 TB MEMORY
*Principal: what u want to become in future? Student: After studying MBBS, I want to join Police force n get good job in a good software company nd work as lawyer n construct big buildings n conduct research nd become actor...
*Genies rub Rajinikanth and he grants them three wishes *The Delhi Rajdhani Express once missed Rajinikanth. It ran as fast as it could, but failed to catch him *East India Company left India in 1947, Because Rajini was supposed to be born in 1949. *Rajinikanth was offered Aamir's role in "Ghajini" but he denied. Because Rajanikanth can only give memory loss. *There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up *Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!". *When Rajinikanth shows you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live. *vThe Pyramids of Egypt are actually Rajnikanth's primary school craft projects! *NASA does not exist anymore. Rajnikanth bought all the rockets for Diwali! *Even Ghajini remembers Rajni! *When do earthquakes occur? When Rajnikanth's mobile is on vibration mode! *What would have happened if Rajnikanth was born 150 years ago? The British would have fought for independence! *Rajnikanth woke up one day and decided he would share one per cent of his knowledge with the world. Thus, Google was born!
*When Rajnikanth stares at the sun in anger, the sun hides behind the moon, and this phenomena is knows as a Solar Eclipse!
*Rajinikanth effect on Google: Open your internet browser, in the address bar type 'googlerajinikanth', Then Hold ctrl button and press enter, And see the result !! *Raknikanth has finished temple run game in his android 109.56 *Rajnikanth once taught a child how to play Counter Strike. That child went on to become Osama Bin Laden *Once rajnikanth hit a six and now that ball is called Pluto!! *Once dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay back. That was the last time anyone saw dinosaurs! *The game of chess originally had a piece called "Rajinikant " It was later removed coz in 1 move, it could kill all pawns, knights,brooks,bishops, dethrone the king and get the Queen pregnant
*The missing piece of Apple Inc. logo was officially eaten by Rajinikant *Once formula F1 race was conducted between rajnikanth and Michael Schumacher. Obviously Rajni won but schumacher fainted. REASON: RAJNI Won the race by keeping the vehicle in neutral *Rajnikant once entered a race, he came first, second & third
*Rajnikant once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced *Rajinikant doesn't pay attention- attention pays him. *Rajnikant stared at the sun for hours. The sun then blinked *Rajnikant had died 20 yrs ago...death hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
*USA POWER vs INDIAN POWER USA- 10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks, 12000 air force, 3000 ships
INDIA- ~RAJNIKANTH~
*Once… Rajnikant forgot his toys near Mumbai….. Now that place is known as
…..”ESSEL WORLD”…….
*Mission impossible was first offered to rajnikanth bt he refused bcoz he found the title insulting!!!
*Arjun: i can shoot eye of bird. Rajni: i can shoot bird's eyes cells mitochodria protiens amino acid into two
*The Government of India pays tax to Rajnikanth for living here!
*Rajnikanth did his KG from seven different schools. Today those institutions are known as IITs!
*ChemicalX used by professor to create the powerpuff girls was rajni’s spit!!
